Pretty Things Just Arrived

Babes, babes and more babes, oh man you are in clover. The royal rogering factory of old London town is delivering pretty ladies like the Thames tide in flood. Lovely girls licking and lapping your gentle shores before your boat comes in. Cast out your anchor boys and book a beautiful blonde for the lonely night ahead. Engage one of our mysterious brunettes for an evening of discovery, amid the storm of bed linen this often provokes. Stained sheets, wet patches and broad relief, string the canvas high lads and set sail upon the sea of desire.

London escort ladies are sexperts, highly trained technicians who don’t wear lab coats; in fact they do their best work in the raw. Fit young women who know how things fit together, like nuts and bolts, male and female parts, and all the screw in stuff. Practice makes perfect they say and these girls are match fit. This is music to the ears of the male animal in heat. These girls will guide your attention to the hotspots and suck the very marrow out of the hardest bone. Thirsty for love and hungry for happiness; good times are on the agenda.

Anise, from New Zealand, arrived in London last week, and she is half Maori with café latte coloured skin. Her generous breasts and shapely bum are a sure bet, good thing. She likes to have sex at least sex or seven times a night, and is a big fan of the All Blacks team. Dawn is from Sydney and sun bathes topless at Bondi Beach, so her tan is pretty special and her nipples like big brown berries waiting to be consumed. These southern hemisphere hotties are quick to initiate things and back up for more, just like the Australian cricket team.

Gwen hails from Manchester, a hearty northern lass, and she likes to gargle fluids to improve her dulcet tones; ay she is a bit of alright. She likes her men to be real men pet, no mamby pamby boys. A pint of bitter and Gwen will sing for you, “Cum Geordie Haud Da Bairn”. Jade is an exotic flower from the Far East, her dusky skin is softer than a steamed dim sim and twice as tasty. You will want to dip into her and sauce her slippery bits. If you are partial to the occasional Chinese feed then Jade is your cup of tea.

Louise went to the right schools and knows how to pronounce her aitches correctly. She has a brother who plays rugger for the London Harlequins, and she likes the odd ruck and maul. She understands the importance of getting the ball in hand, especially when it’s slippery. Scoring with Louise is easy when you land your tackle between her goal posts; her post try celebrations are something to see.

London escorts ladies truly believe in the natural order of things, in making men feel like heroes and behaving as women should. Wet when wet is on the menu and smiling when smiles can suffice. The world of intimacy is restored to its balanced state at this agency of human services in the heart of London. Come and visit us tonight.

August Escorts Roster

Well guys we’ve got an exciting month coming up for you in August as many of our favourite girls from Australia and South America fly in to enjoy whatever sun our English summer can offer them.

Joining us from sunny Sydney is bodacious beach babe Kimmie, a half-Aussie half-Vietnamese Eurasian whose bubbly personality and infectious laugh will soon make you feel right at home.

Sophia is an Italian-born Melbourne escort who brings a touch of Venice to any intimate encounter. They say her legs are like gondola oars, rhythmic and wet, and ever pushing the dark mysterious waters that lie beneath.

From Columbia, arriving mid-August is Bianca, a dark-haired beauty who evokes the illicit. She’s upmarket and lets executives de-stress in whatever ways they want to. She’s a mirrors on the ceiling, pink champagne on ice kind-of girl but she’s ok if you need to lay the mirror flat too.